John Pinette

Watching John Pinette at 11:43 pm. #thuglylife

"Okay, so the lady says I'm allergic to wheat. Guess I can't be a wheat farmer anymore. Well wait, isn't wheat what makes flour? I decide to question her more. 'Do you eat gluten?' I don't know what gluten is, but I'm just going to say yes, and LOT'S OF IT. 'Well, avoid anything with gluten.' I go to the health store and find the 'gluten free' section. Once you find the guy with the gun in his mouth, you've found the gluten free section, BECAUSE BULLETS DON'T HAVE GLUTEN. GLUTEN'S IN EVERYTHING. I WAKE UP NOW AND I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE. Ever had gluten free pasta? Regular pasta takes 10 minutes in boiling water, some olive oil, some salt, and presto! Gluten free pasta? 90 MINUTES. ENJOY."

I love John Pinette. Watch him on Netflix. I don't want to give too much away.

Guess what day it is???? #humpdayyyyy

Hope you guys are having a good spring break! Can't wait to spend some time with friends next week <3