Yard Work

So I woke up at noon today, and my mom kicked me out of the house and made me do yard work. That crap is dangerous! A wasp flew in my face and almost stung me. I've never been stung by a wasp before! I COULD BE ALLERGIC!! I COULD'VE DIED!

So I took a safer route and started pruning the bushes by my mom's mailbox. Some crazy lunatic comes speeding down a hill and down by my street in a car, so I get out of the way until it passes. I figure it's safe to start pruning again since clearly there's a sign that says "Dead End" and that they won't be coming the other way again. I cut a branch overhanging the mailbox and it landed in the middle of the road, so I go to pick it up. When I am CLEARLY bent over in the middle of the road, these retards come back around and speed in the other direction. THE SPEED LIMIT ON MY ROAD IS LIKE 10 MPH. CLEARLY, they were going faster than that. So, they swerved out of the way at the last second and avoided hitting me. Too bad they missed.

The Hobbit

So I got the hobbit on DVD :D








And my mom doesn't want to watch it with me!!! D:

Jellybeans

I think I'm addicted to jellybeans. 'Nuff said.

I think my cat is bulimic :O

I have like THE fattest cat in Clarksville. Okay, maybe my neighborhood, cause I know there's some pretty fat cats, but still.

THIS CAT WEIGHS 15 POUNDS. WHY?!?!?

A cat in the same house weighs 12 pounds.

I have 4 cats in case you're wondering.

Okay, now to the bulimic cat.

The included picture does not showcase his fatness.

He will get up from whoever he is cuddling with when he hears food. EVERY TIME. And he will eat almost all of the food in the food bowl except for the crumbs. He then will begin to exit the kitchen, barf, then return back to the food bowl and eat whatever is left. Every single time. Fifteen pounds is obese for kitty weight.

Hannah made a blog, so...

I figured everyone has a blog, so, time to jump on the bandwagon! Hopefully I don't bore everyone too much, I'll try to keep it interesting ;D

I love you Hannah! <3

Here you go Madi! <3